Exciting News! My Eyeballs Are Getting Fixed!

Good morning, silly geese!!

Silly Goose has an exciting announcement! I’m finally getting Lasik, after 20 years (literally) of being a 4-eyed goose! I couldn’t be more excited and needed to make sure you all knew as well! This goose is getting her vision back, so flap your wings in excitement!

I’ll be sure to have Mr. Goose take plenty of pictures of the “eye shields” I’ll be given to keep my wings out of my eyes while I’m sleeping. Coupled with my strange sleeping positions, this ought to be good.

While I was doing the free consultation, I had to contain all of my excited honking until I left the building! My wings were barely able to stay by my sides, I was so excited. Then I had to sit in traffic for about an hour, which was quite the silly-block. Fun music fixed that a little, and I was still honking with excitement when Mr. Goose got home from work.

The best part of the appointment day? I will be prescribed a nap! Yes, you read that right, a doctor-prescribed nap for this silly goose! This is probably where many of the goofy photos will come from.

As always, STAY SILLY!

Have any of you have Lasik? Share your experience in the comments!

Have you been considering Lasik or want more information? Share your questions in the comment section (or anonymously via the “Contact” page), and I will answer any questions I can after the surgery!

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