Unfortunately, I was unable to locate the book in which I originally read this joke. If you recognize it, please leave the name of the book in the comments, as I would like to give them credit.
Anyway, I was given a joke book when I was eleven years old. There were all kinds of jokes in it that I found amusing, such as the one I’m about to try to retell. I’ve told this joke so many times, simply because I love to hear it.
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Two men take their dogs on a long walk around lunchtime. They smell the delicious scent of the menu at the new restaurant in town. Two bellies make it known that this restaurant is now the next stop on the journey with growls convincing enough to perk up the ears of both dogs. They stop and turn to walk across the street when they see the sign in the window.
| NO DOGS ALLOWED – NO EXCEPTIONS |
“Awe, this sucks! I’m starving!” the first man exclaimed.
“Dude, no, take my lead!” the second man whispered enthusiastically. He pulled his sunglasses from the top of his head and placed them on this face.
When the maître d’ saw the man approaching the podium outside with a dog, he put his hand out and gestured toward the sign.
“You cannot enter our restaurant with a dog, sir.”
“Oh, it’s okay. This here is my seeing eye dog.”
“My apologies! What a beautiful Labrador! I hear they are wonderful seeing eye dogs! Would you like to eat at a table or a booth, sir?”
The man followed the maître d’ into the restaurant, stopping to wink at his friend across the street. He pulled his sunglasses down over his eyes to prepare for his role. After a brief moment, the maître d’ reappeared outside and repositioned himself at the podium. The man walked over with his dog, sunglasses in place, and prepared to enter the restaurant. Again, the maître d’ stopped the man and gestured toward the sign.
“You cannot enter our restaurant with a dog, sir.”
“You don’t understand, my man. This here is my seeing eye dog, and I simply cannot get around without her.”
“I’m so sorry, sir. I didn’t know they were using Chihuahuas now. Is she a good seeing eye dog?”
“Chihuahua?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!”
I know, I know. It’s a silly joke and probably hasn’t aged super well, but I still find it rather amusing.
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